Almendia Logistics Seeking New Drivers
$22 per hour, four days per week + bonus program!
Join our family of drivers today to start the next stage of your professional life.
Qualifications:
- A High School Diploma or GED required
- Valid driver’s license
- Driving experience
- Good geographical knowledge of the service area
Preferred Qualifications:
- Previous experience as a Delivery Driver
Apply at our website or via 555-DRIVERS
Violent Crime Support Group Is Open To New Members
As we all know, crime in NYC has gotten much worse lately; even in good neighborhoods, you can’t feel safe! Daylight robberies, gunfire, and explosions, with even the police running around with military-grade equipment!
If You, or anyone you know, has been a victim of any of these traumatizing events, reach out and speak with other survivors. Our group is open to anyone, and many of our members feel better when they can talk about their ordeal.
Call Sharon at 555-461 2843
Upright Young Lady Looking For A Warm Hearth
Single female with good education, moral fibre and unbending principles. Patient and sedate.
Seeking a kind, gentle partner; clergyman preferred. Favorite pastime - reading and correspondence.
Honorable gentlemen only need reply to
Miss F. Price, Mansfield Park, Northamptonshire
Stuffed Beaver For Sale
$69.99 OBO, expertly stuffed beaver.
Light up the eyes of your visitors by showing them your beautiful beaver! Delivered with all the tools necessary to care for it and keep it fresh and free from smells for years to come.
Contact Elisabeth at 555-824 6833
Nine Green Fingers
Nine Green Fingers has one of the greatest landscaping and household service crews in the greater NY area. Our skilled staff can expertly perform any services related to cleaning your home or yard landscaping. Make use of our organization service to reduce clutter around the house. We’ll take care of any vermin extermination and can handle large-scale remodeling!
Don’t wait any longer, call today!
Trey Foley at 555-50 77 18
Golden Dragon's Restaurant is now open!
We focus on Eastern spices and deep-fried deliciousness.
We've got deep-fried chicken, pork, shrimp, cheese, and even vegetables. All perfectly cooked to golden brown perfection!
Say "GoldenTaste" at checkout to get a 5% discount!
We Deliver Fresh Bottled Milk In NYC
Get your milk fresh as can be, circumvent those big conglomerates, and buy directly from the source. We deliver milk like your grandma used to get.
We only serve the best quality, high-fat content and deliver straight to your door.
Call Bo Viné at 555-462 6455
$1 Pizza & Sushi, 24h Per Day
Swing by Pizza ピザ NYC to fill your belly without emptying your wallet! Our chefs tirelessly ensure we serve only the best pizza and freshest sushi, available 24 hours every day.
Find us at the corner of Flatbush and Vanderbilt!
Security Personnel Wanted
$60 PER HOUR! +HAZARD PAY +YEARLY SURVIVAL BONUS
No qualifications needed, no questions asked. WE’LL TAKE ANYONE!
Fantastic pay, great hours! Just apply and start your new life in the lucrative security industry today!
Are you worried about the recent crime wave? Don’t be! We offer a generous life insurance plan for your next of kin in case of your demise and provide the best safety equipment money can buy! You are safe with us. And if not, your family is in good hands.
Call Norm at 555-868 3323
Nine Green Cleaners
Nine Green Cleaners has one of the greatest household service crews in the greater NY area. We are in and out before you know it and can expertly perform any services from cleaning, laundry, organization, varnishing, extermination, and reupholstering!
Perfect execution, that’s how we do it!
Trey Foley at 555-582 5969
We Buy Gold!
We buy and trade gold for cash! Get rid of your grandmother’s dirty old chains and trade them for wonderful cash! We buy any gold or gold-plated item for cash in hand in under 5 minutes.
Find us anywhere there’s a guy with a spinning sign!