Wednesday, February 26 2025
Missing Editor Found Vibing in Abandoned Theme Park, Just Needed To “Chill A Bit”
After an almost four-month hiatus, our coworker has finally been found. And you will never guess where.... Read More
Saturday, February 15 2025
Love or Lawsuit? Millionaire Sues Date for “Stealing Their Heart”
Steven B. Steelin, former Wixia board member turned full-time luxury enjoyer, is taking legal action after what he describes as “the most expensive emotional heist of the decade.”... Read More
Tuesday, February 4 2025
Millionaire Sues Bodyguard for Keeping Them Too Alive
In a lawsuit that redefines “first-world problems,” a wealthy socialite is taking their personal security guard to court for being too protective.... Read More
Friday, January 17 2025
Radio Host Off Air, On Trial
Popular radio show host Cecilia “Ceedee” Dugg, best known for her morning talk show Wake Up with Ceedee, was arrested this week after her on-air tirade against an intern.... Read More
Wednesday, January 8 2025
New Year, Same Chaos: NYC’s 2025 Resolution Is Basic Survival
As crime rates, rent prices, and kevlar vest sales skyrocket, New Yorkers are shelving self-improvement goals in favor of simply making it out alive.... Read More
Thursday, January 2 2025
The Terror of The Payday Gang
The recent crime wave is no accident; it’s the work of a single, organized criminal gang.... Read More