Monday, August 18 2025 GenSec Secures Lifeline as Pale Toucan Investment Increases Stake

GenSec Secures Lifeline as Pale Toucan Investment Increases Stake

GenSec, once the gold standard of private security along the Eastern Seaboard, has secured a fresh round of investment from Pale Toucan Investment, a New York–based firm and newest stakeholder. The infusion, announced Thursday via press release, offers a temporary reprieve for the struggling company amid mounting operational and reputational challenges. Read More

Thursday, July 31 2025 Local Garage Held Hostage by Pretentious Advertising Campaign

Local Garage Held Hostage by Pretentious Advertising Campaign

Locals were stunned last night to discover a towering wall of cardboard boxes blocking a local garage, right next to a sign that very clearly says “Please Do Not Block Garage.”... Read More

Thursday, July 17 2025 Rapper Yung Gold Rebrands (Again) to Secure Bling-Based Legacy

Rapper Yung Gold Rebrands (Again) to Secure Bling-Based Legacy

In what experts are calling “a masterclass in shameless self-reinvention,” rapper and serial name-changer formerly known as Yung Gold-Sharke has once again rebranded.... Read More

Tuesday, July 1 2025 Studio Greenlights Movie Inspired By Broken Sign

Studio Greenlights Movie Inspired By Broken Sign

“Roadfam” will follow four strangers, one ghost dog, and a cursed Buffler car across America. Hollywood may have finally run out of ideas, and this time, it’s literal.... Read More

Thursday, May 22 2025 Recipe of the Week: Dan Dan Noodles

Recipe of the Week: Dan Dan Noodles

Today's recipe is something myself and my husband cooked up over the weekend - Dan Dan Noodles, a Sichuan Recipe you can easily do at home! Read More

Thursday, April 17 2025 Local Lunatic Replaces Eggs with Milk Jugs, Tries to “Win Easter”

Local Lunatic Replaces Eggs with Milk Jugs, Tries to “Win Easter”

In what authorities are calling “deeply unhinged but technically legal,” a local man has purchased every Easter egg within a 200-mile radius and replaced them with used milk jugs.... Read More