Finance Articles

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Saturday, September 7 2024 GenSec hirings, and stock, soares

GenSec hirings, and stock, soares

GenSec reaches new heights after a small job listing has found traction. Read More

Friday, September 6 2024 CenNive fans actually not fans

CenNive fans actually not fans

The electronics company CenNive is in hot water after an airless discovery. Read More

Friday, September 6 2024 Gold & Sharke Announces Healthcare for Employees, With One Small Catch: No Getting Sick on Company Time

Gold & Sharke Announces Healthcare for Employees, With One Small Catch: No Getting Sick on Company Time

Confustion and excitement as the bank introduced an unusual healthcare system. Read More

Friday, September 6 2024 Former Employee Files Lawsuit Against SCB, Alleging Bank Stole Her Lunch Every Friday

Former Employee Files Lawsuit Against SCB, Alleging Bank Stole Her Lunch Every Friday

In a bizarre legal twist, ex-employee Samantha Conor is suing SCB Bank, accusing the institution of repeatedly stealing her lunch every Friday. Read More

Friday, September 6 2024 Kristoffer Tuck Appointed CEO of Flatkeep Following Tragic Death of Bill Tyler

Kristoffer Tuck Appointed CEO of Flatkeep Following Tragic Death of Bill Tyler

Kristoffer Tuck has been named the new CEO of Flatkeep, stepping in after the sudden death of former CEO Bill Tyler. Read More

Friday, September 6 2024 “Unhackable” Security System Cracked by 19-Year-Old During Hackathon

“Unhackable” Security System Cracked by 19-Year-Old During Hackathon

A 19-year-old Brooklyn student effortlessly hacked ViaLock’s "unhackable" system during a company-hosted hackathon. Read More

Friday, September 6 2024 LynxGuard Introduces Gold-Plated Cameras, Tech Mogul Markus Pålsson Makes Massive Order

LynxGuard Introduces Gold-Plated Cameras, Tech Mogul Markus Pålsson Makes Massive Order

LynxGuard, a leading security technology company, has unveiled a new line of gold-plated surveillance cameras. Read More

Thursday, September 5 2024 Buffler Unveils New Sedan, Declares It “The Future of Mediocrity”

Buffler Unveils New Sedan, Declares It “The Future of Mediocrity”

Buffler’s latest sedan, touted as "perfectly adequate," sends stock prices climbing. Read More

Thursday, September 5 2024 IDE CEO Blames Millennials and Gen Z for Declining Diamond Sales

IDE CEO Blames Millennials and Gen Z for Declining Diamond Sales

The CEO faces backlash after blaming younger generations for the company's declining diamond sales, calling them "worthless" in a controversial statement. Read More

Thursday, September 5 2024 Wixia Reveals “Significant Holdings” in Cryptocurrencies

Wixia Reveals “Significant Holdings” in Cryptocurrencies

Wixia's latest financial report unveils substantial investments in cryptocurrencies, raising both eyebrows and stock prices. Read More

Thursday, September 5 2024 Quantz’s 200% Productivity Boost Sends Stock Soaring Despite Minimal Hiring

Quantz’s 200% Productivity Boost Sends Stock Soaring Despite Minimal Hiring

Quantz reports an astonishing productivity increase while keeping hiring to a minimum, boosting investor confidence. Read More

Thursday, September 5 2024 Andrew Kang for President? Scry Digital Stock Surges, But Not for the Reason You’d Expect

Andrew Kang for President? Scry Digital Stock Surges, But Not for the Reason You’d Expect

In a surprising twist that has left political pundits and investors scratching their heads, Congressman James D. Carter recently hinted in an interview that the infamous CEO of Scry Digital, Andrew Kang, might be eyeing a run for president. Read More

Thursday, September 5 2024 Almendia Faces Stock Plunge Amid Delivery Delays and Customer Complaints

Almendia Faces Stock Plunge Amid Delivery Delays and Customer Complaints

Almendia, a leading supplier of household goods, is facing a significant downturn in its stock value following widespread reports of extensive delivery delays. Read More

Tuesday, September 3 2024 Introducing Financial Reporting

Introducing Financial Reporting

We’re launching a new finance section on our website, covering the latest stock market news. Read More

Tuesday, July 30 2024 Booming sales in Diamond trade despite lackluster financial situation

Booming sales in Diamond trade despite lackluster financial situation

Despite troubled economic growth on average, these NYC diamond traders are turning economic pressure, into literal diamonds.... Read More

Thursday, May 2 2024 Intacto Insurance reports loss despite new customer growth

Intacto Insurance reports loss despite new customer growth

Earlier this year, the insurance company Intacto Insurance was popping champagne after a surge in new customers, thanks to (frankly mediocre) marketing tactics and fresh policies.... Read More